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iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

ruinedchildhood:

$55 just for a membership to costco..

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eating $55 worth of samples in one visit

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

Get me outta this tavern or I’ll cave in.

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup

  -  13 July